Dear Future Cari,
Consider changing your password to something you have to write down to remember, then hide it somewhere that Current Cari will not think of. Perhaps this will prevent you from blogging while tipsy, because You, Ma'am, are no Ernest Hemingway.
P.S. And after you hide your password, why don't you hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband too!
P.P.S. Run and tell that! Homeboy!