Thursday, July 28, 2011

Dear Sir in my parking lot

Dear Sir Peeing in the Parking Lot Directly outside my Balcony,

Are you aware that it is 11 a.m. on a Wednesday morning?  Are you aware that you are in the parking lot of a dentist office and not on the blue line?

Next time, I suggest you try the alley that is 30 feet to your right.  And perhaps lay off the 40 of Cobra before noon in the middle of the week.  While I am not opposed to your daytime indulgence, perhaps cutting back would have saved you the 45 minutes it took you to find your way out of the parking lot you meandered into.

XOXO
Your Friend,
Cari

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